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Monday, January 21st, 2008
6:44 am

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Monday, December 31st, 2007
5:58 pm

kling_klang_bed
Shaunbeard's Greatest Hits:

Everybody Gettin' Klingy!
Deep, Poetic Moment
World Trade Center: KKB version
The History Of Shaunbeard
I Won't Even Title This One
Fuck Myspace
Kill A Tree, Avenge Steve Irwin!!!!!
Fuck The Troops
Kicking Anne Coulter In The Cooter
United 93: Kling Klang Version
All time band I and you and anyone hates most
Shaunbeard Vs. The Minutemen
Killer Diseases+Reality TV=Oh the wackiness!!!!!
Man Of The Year 2005
Fun With Prisoners
Subway Death Zone
I Hate Michael McDonald More Than Anyone On Earth
I Hate HIM
I Can Kick Hugh Grant's Ass (Fuck Romantic Comedies)
Punching Katie Holmes (in my humble opinion, my trademark post)
The Full Fisherman
The Ultimate Tale Of Romance
American Idols Are Assholes

If you don't add me, the terrorists will have won.

current mood: complacent

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Saturday, November 24th, 2007
7:03 am

kling_klang_bed
Shaunbeard's Greatest Hits:

Everybody Gettin' Klingy!
Deep, Poetic Moment
World Trade Center: KKB version
The History Of Shaunbeard
I Won't Even Title This One
Fuck Myspace
Kill A Tree, Avenge Steve Irwin!!!!!
Fuck The Troops
Kicking Anne Coulter In The Cooter
United 93: Kling Klang Version
All time band I and you and anyone hates most
Shaunbeard Vs. The Minutemen
Killer Diseases+Reality TV=Oh the wackiness!!!!!
Man Of The Year 2005
Fun With Prisoners
Subway Death Zone
I Hate Michael McDonald More Than Anyone On Earth
I Hate HIM
I Can Kick Hugh Grant's Ass (Fuck Romantic Comedies)
Punching Katie Holmes (in my humble opinion, my trademark post)
The Full Fisherman
The Ultimate Tale Of Romance
American Idols Are Assholes

If you don't add me, the terrorists will have won.
Oh yeah, 24, m, The Tallest Mountains Of Chcago.

current mood: bouncy

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Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
2:47 pm

kling_klang_bed
Shaunbeard's Greatest Hits:

Everybody Gettin' Klingy!
Deep, Poetic Moment
World Trade Center: KKB version
The History Of Shaunbeard
I Won't Even Title This One
Fuck Myspace
Kill A Tree, Avenge Steve Irwin!!!!!
Fuck The Troops
Kicking Anne Coulter In The Cooter
United 93: Kling Klang Version
All time band I and you and anyone hates most
Shaunbeard Vs. The Minutemen
Killer Diseases+Reality TV=Oh the wackiness!!!!!
Man Of The Year 2005
Fun With Prisoners
Subway Death Zone
I Hate Michael McDonald More Than Anyone On Earth
I Hate HIM
I Can Kick Hugh Grant's Ass (Fuck Romantic Comedies)
Punching Katie Holmes (in my humble opinion, my trademark post)
The Full Fisherman
The Ultimate Tale Of Romance
American Idols Are Assholes

If you don't add me, the terrorists will have won.
Oh, and......
26,m, Chicago

current mood: creative

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Sunday, November 11th, 2007
4:19 am

kling_klang_bed
Heyo, all...............took a break from LJ and the net for a while, now back and looking for some new friends...that and catalog my insane ranting on here once again (as you can tell from my profile).I almost never use my page for anything but rants and raves, so don't expect a page dedicated on hating imaginary girlfriends and whining..Hmmmmmmm, well, my interests?

BANDS:
Darksun, Nightwish, Rhapsody, Angra, Fairyland, Virgin Steele, Hibria, Common Dream, Gojira, Tyr, Marshall Law, Hocico, Cesium 137, Beethoven, Suffocation, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, Nelly Furtado, Napalm Death, Within Temptation, Dream Theater, Rush, Yes, Elis, Death Cab For Cutie, Mana, Breed 77, Hacride, Punto Omega, Final Selection, etc.

MOVIES:
Leaving Las Vegas, Pan's Labyrinth, Blind Swordsman, Ong Bok, Fearless, Fist Of Legend, Basqiat, Cemetary Man, 300, Lord Of The Rings, Brotherhood Of The Wolf, Blade Runner, Deuce Bigelow European Gigelo, The Fountain, Dawn Of The Dead, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Happestance, Noi, What Dreams May Come, One Hour Photo, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, etc.

AUTHORS:
John O'Brien, Jack Kerouac, Daniel Quinn, Siguel Rinpoche, Antonio Machada, Nietszsche, Phillip K. Dick, William Gibson, Poppy Z. Brite, Sidartha (Buddha) and various Buddhist books, Musashi, Sun Tzu, Robert Hamburger (Real Ultimate Power), George Carlin's books, Malcolm McDowell, Zelazny, etc.

I got alot more interests, but I figure keep it brief and simple. Anywho, take a look at the profile and let me know if you wanna add each other!!!!

current mood: bored

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Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
10:44 pm

kling_klang_bed
I was thinking to myself what a movie about my life would be life if they made one...........

The movie would start out with me revving up my motorcycle, which would have a couple of bear skulls attached to it, and spiked wheels. Then all you hear is a lone flute playing out of nowhere, pumping up the audience and making everyone in the theater pump their fists in the air. Then I crash through the front window of a nursery, and just start riding around crushing babies under my wheels as Marduk starts blasting. Suddenly, the flute stops. And one of the babies wants to challenge me to a duel. And this isn't any ordinary baby, this one has roid rage, veins popping out of it's neck and a huge bass guitar.

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Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
1:10 pm

kling_klang_bed
I was thinking to myself what a movie about my life would be life if they made one...........

The movie would start out with me revving up my motorcycle, which would have a couple of bear skulls attached to it, and spiked wheels. Then all you hear is a lone flute playing out of nowhere, pumping up the audience and making everyone in the theater pump their fists in the air. Then I crash through the front window of a nursery, and just start riding around crushing babies under my wheels as Motorhead starts blasting. Suddenly, the flute stops. And one of the babies wants to challenge me to a duel. And this isn't any ordinary baby, this one has roid rage, veins popping out of it's neck and a huge bass guitar.

I stroke my ZZ Top-esque beard, adjust my shades, and introduce myself by my real name: Beefmaster Flex. He says "woah that is sweet!!!!!!!!", and he gets really scared at the same time, knocking back a bottle of Tequila and snorting a line of Ajax. I get really pissed, so I ride my motorcycle to a Jenny Craig meeting, start taking names and kicking ass, beating down fat housewives left and right and eating their food. And who shows up?!? None other than Kirsty Alley, who's demanding answers.

"Shaun, why? Just because you have massive balls doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!!!!"
I reply "Yarrrrrrrrrrrr, fuck you" as I knock her in the face with my stein of beer. Then I feel sorta bad and I hold her as she's crying. You see our eyes get all hot and heavy. Another victim to my Viking charms.
She reaches to kiss me..........
And then I rake my teeth across her face, with the sound of nails on a chalkboard coming from her maw.

Then, I take my best friend, Xardion, out clubbing like he loves to do so much.



But the bouncer was being a total dick, telling him "we can't allow 40 foot robot defenders of the universe in". Xardion starts to pee on himself he's crying so hard. All he wants is to have a couple of shots, dance with hot babes and put a couple of their numbers in his data bank so he can show off his "Black Hole" weapon which always gets them plenty hot. And they notice his plight. So they drank his pee pee and started flying around the club, tossing shit at the security guards until they let Xardion in. He starts dancing to some Lil' Kim and getting down with the ladies, talking about the multiple endings to Chrono Trigger, which made them impressed on just how smart he was about what really matters in life.

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Saturday, April 8th, 2006
2:19 am

kling_klang_bed


24,m,Chicago Yes, actual Chicago, not "Chicagoland". Come and suckle from the nipples of my wisdom.

Shaunbeard's Greatest Hits:

Man Of The Year 2005
Fun With Prisoners
My letter to Myspace
Subway Death Zone
Strange Spam
I Hate Michael McDonald More Than Anyone On Earth
MY Campaign Promise
Non-Alcoholic beer?!?!?
Sprinkling cancer On My Friends
Beat An Anorexic To Death With Your Toddler
How To Become An EBM/Futrue Pop Band
I Hate HIM
Fat Goth Bitches
John Mayer doing what he does best.........looking fucking retarded
Bukakke On Amelie? Huh?
I Can Kick Hugh Grant's Ass (Fuck Romantic Comedies)
Punching Katie Holmes (in my humble opinion, my trademark post)
The Full Fisherman
The Ultimate Tale Of Romance
American Idols Are Assholes
Neil Straus Can Pick Up My Gonads
Kanye West Doesn't Like Black People

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Thursday, February 9th, 2006
3:34 am

kling_klang_bed


24,m,Chicago Yes, actual Chicago, not "Chicagoland".

Shaunbeard's Greatest Hits:

Man Of The Year 2005
Fun With Prisoners
My letter to Myspace
Subway Death Zone
Strange Spam
I Hate Michael McDonald More Than Anyone On Earth
MY Campaign Promise
Non-Alcoholic beer?!?!?
Sprinkling cancer On My Friends
Beat An Anorexic To Death With Your Toddler
How To Become An EBM/Futrue Pop Band
I Hate HIM
Fat Goth Bitches
John Mayer doing what he does best.........looking fucking retarded
Bukakke On Amelie? Huh?
I Can Kick Hugh Grant's Ass (Fuck Romantic Comedies)
Punching Katie Holmes (in my humble opinion, my trademark post)
The Full Fisherman
The Ultimate Tale Of Romance
American Idols Are Assholes
Neil Straus Can Pick Up My Gonads
Kanye West Doesn't Like Black People

I could explain myself on here, but you have a mind of your own. You make your own decisions about how and what I am. ;-)
And yes, I comment to almost every response and comment on your page as often as possible.

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Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
4:26 am

kling_klang_bed


24,m,Chicago Yes, actual Chicago, not "Chicagoland".

Shaunbeard's Greatest Hits:

Man Of The Year 2005
Fun With Prisoners
My letter to Myspace
Subway Death Zone
Strange Spam
I Hate Michael McDonald More Than Anyone On Earth
MY Campaign Promise
Non-Alcoholic beer?!?!?
Sprinkling cancer On My Friends
Beat An Anorexic To Death With Your Toddler
How To Become An EBM/Futrue Pop Band
I Hate HIM
Fat Goth Bitches
John Mayer doing what he does best.........looking fucking retarded
Bukakke On Amelie? Huh?
I Can Kick Hugh Grant's Ass (Fuck Romantic Comedies)
Punching Katie Holmes (in my humble opinion, my trademark post)
The Full Fisherman
The Ultimate Tale Of Romance
American Idols Are Assholes
Neil Straus Can Pick Up My Gonads
Kanye West Doesn't Like Black People

I could explain myself on here, but you have a mind of your own. You make your own decisions about how and what I am. ;-)
And yes, I comment to almost every response and comment on your page as often as possible.

current mood: chipper

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Saturday, December 17th, 2005
10:36 pm

__wakeup_mylove
Words about The Loser
Image hosted by Photobucket.com My name is Sara
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I'm seventeen.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I rant alot.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I cry about things alot.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I have a past.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I'm a pervert.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I'm addicted to music.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I enjoy movies.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I like my boobs.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I listen to the RENT soundtrack alot.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I have a heart that's big enough for two.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I'm a sweetheart.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I make grapics. & They're not too ugly.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I have awesome friends.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com I take alot of pictures. [of everything]



ADD ME!



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Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
6:45 am

lutheranzealot
Hey I'm Eric
I live in Naperville
I'm 20
I'm a guy
I'm Lutheran (LCMS)
I'm flunking out of WIU and am going to be going to COD spring semester
You can check out more about me on my info/profile page.

All are welcome to be friends just ask and I'll add ya.

You will meet a lot of people in your life and you will meet me only once... if you're lucky enough.

Now add me!

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Friday, October 28th, 2005
7:16 pm - Intro Post

wholuvsya
Hi Everyone! I'm Chrissi, I live in St. Charles, a suburb west of Chicago. I have a 20 month old son, Gabe, who has spina bifida...we live a pretty normal life, though, all things considered. Some of my favorites are: Movies City of Angels, The Notebook, and anything with Nic Cage Music Sarah McLachlan, Metallica, Jewel, Five for Fighting Food Italian (GINO'S!!!) Mexican, Chinese Authors Nicholas Sparks, Wally Lamb, John Grisham
Some other things about me...I've been married, to George, for a little over 4 years, but we've been together for 8 years. I took my Montessori certification classes this summer...very hard...My family is in Michigan, as I am from Michigan. I like to cook, read, write, and surf the 'net. I am also involved with the Illinois Spina Bifida Association. I do not like Pres. Bush, I don't like fake people, I dislike liars with a passion. My family is my biggest priority...and I love sight seeing in Chicago...Go Sox...

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Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
11:49 pm - Affordable Photography

longwill82
So I know this guy (me) who does affordable wedding photography, Senior Portraits, Family Portraits, and Event photography. I know he has a few openings left this year (with discounts for weddings during the winter time), also he he already booking up for next year, so I would advise checking him out before its too late. Thanks,
_will

My site is www.rivertayden.com
Mention LJ and I'll give you a LJ hook up!!

current mood: artistic

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Thursday, September 8th, 2005
2:54 pm - HEY HEY HEY!!

jamielynn0722
Hi my name is Jamie. I am a 28 year old mother of 3 wonderful kids. Brent is 8, Austin is 5 and Kendall is 6 mo. I am married to a wonderful guy named Jeremy. We live in Pontiac, Il. About 50 mins south of Chicago. I enjoy the internet, polymer clay, crafts, dogs and fun!!!! Hoping to meet some nice people to maybe meet and hang with!!!

current mood: giggly

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Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
10:48 pm - New!
speakinspanish Hi! I just moved here from Orlando, and I'm looking to meet some new people!
Here is some info on me
Hi!

Name : Jem
Age : 20
Sex : Female
Suburb : Rolling Meadows/Palatine/Schaumburg

</b>Fav Bands : </b> Feist - The Unicorns - Tenacious D - Sufjan Stevens - Nouvelle Vague - Nellie McKay - Little Birdy - Jack Johnson - The Mars Volta - Head Automatica - Franz Ferdinand - Modest Mouse - The Postal Service - Fischerspooner - Peaches - The Faints - Extreme - The Dandy Warhols - Coldplay - Ben Folds - Luda - Aqualung - Rilo Kiley and many more..
Fav Fast-Food : Subway
Fav Lyric : "More than words, is all you have to do to make it real, then you wouldn't have to say that you love me, 'cause I'd already know."

Last Good Movie : The Island
Last Good Show : RxBandits

College Attending : Harper [in spring]
Current Job : Seamstress for the band.

Picture :

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Friday, August 26th, 2005
12:06 pm

emeilia7
Hi everyone! My name is Emily, I'm 23, and am from Tinley Park (a south Chicago Suburb). I work on overnights at the Home Depot in Oak Lawn, and I love it. I've always been a night person, so this works out for me, especially since I get every Saturday and Sunday night off! I spent the last 3 years living in Bloomington/Normal, and miss it terribly sometimes (I left because my ex-roommate stole my identity--my checks, my SS card, my drivers liscense, my digital camera, and a bunch more of my shit). I'm still going through that shit every day, and it's a pain in the ass. I love music and especially live music. Music has always been a huge part of my life. I don't know what else to say, but add me!

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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
8:45 pm - Hi!

bettyirene
Hi, my name is Betty. I just moved to Chicago from Madison, WI. I am 30. I write a pretty raw journal. Mostly of my sex life, relationships, random anger and the like. I'm just pretty much myself, uncompromised. I need some LJ friends and want to know if you will add me?!
I like a lot of different things, I read a lot, think a lot, talk a lot.
I really don't know what to tell you, but I hope you add me!
Thank you!

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Friday, July 22nd, 2005
10:14 am

deadendkid
Hello everyone! :) My name is Shana and I am moving to Naperville in December. Im orginally from Champaign (yay?) and Im going to need some friends when I get up there. Sooo ask me anything Im a pretty open person. Hope to talk to you soon!

current mood: sleepy

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Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
3:28 pm - hellohello

screamingsponge
add me! my name is james and im 19almost20 and i live in schaumburg. im home for the summer right now from u of iowa. im a little obsessed with ddr and movies. ill post pictures and stuff once i get wireless and can use my own computer, and i comment lots! im reasonable and open minded, and i just ask that you be the same :)

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